“I’d like the salmon… wait, my Apple stock just popped to 400. Make that the surf-n-turf.”
“Dude, I can’t believe you tried negging her! It’s trending!”
“Let’s stay for another drink. My car got stuck in traffic after it dropped off the kids.”
“Dammit, son! No live-streaming when I’m telling you off!”
“You get Zuckerberg to add you on LinkedIn, and next thing you know people are lining up for a handshake!”
“What do you mean, you don’t know the directions?”
“AdBlock for vision is great, except I keep walking into sidewalk billboards…”
“Hang on, $500 just got deducted from my checking account. I’ll call you back, need to call my banker.”
“Dammit, son! No going off-the-grid after 10!”
“Look at that guy, strutting around with his 20,000 Twitter followers. What a douche.”
“What do you mean, you don’t remember?”
“Excuse me, my HUD says that you’ve commented on 20 of my blog posts. It’s nice to meet you in person!”
Zack Freedman 