S**t Cyborgs Say

“I’d like the salmon… wait, my Apple stock just popped to 400. Make that the surf-n-turf.”

“Dude, I can’t believe you tried negging her! It’s trending!”

“Let’s stay for another drink. My car got stuck in traffic after it dropped off the kids.”

“Dammit, son! No live-streaming when I’m telling you off!”

“You get Zuckerberg to add you on LinkedIn, and next thing you know people are lining up for a handshake!”

“What do you mean, you don’t know the directions?”

“AdBlock for vision is great, except I keep walking into sidewalk billboards…”

“Hang on, $500 just got deducted from my checking account. I’ll call you back, need to call my banker.”

“Dammit, son! No going off-the-grid after 10!”

“Look at that guy, strutting around with his 20,000 Twitter followers. What a douche.”

“What do you mean, you don’t remember?”

“Excuse me, my HUD says that you’ve commented on 20 of my blog posts. It’s nice to meet you in person!”

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